It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This is classic penis vs brain.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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