i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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