i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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