I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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