just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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