i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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