Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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