can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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