Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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