Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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