I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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