I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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