never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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