I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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