Sry I called you an 8
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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