shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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