i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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