Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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