he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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