I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
