I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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