i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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