So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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