Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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