If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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