Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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