I want to stick my p in your. b.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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