found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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