No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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