Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize