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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it

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(516): View more from New York

I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

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(323): View more from California

Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

(206): View more from Washington

Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You're earring is so big in my mouth

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.

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(810): View more from Michigan

He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.

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(904): View more from Florida

That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him

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(585): View more from New York

wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat

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