So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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