Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dick very happy bro
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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