Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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