in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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