if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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