Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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