yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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