i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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