You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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