I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize