i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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