I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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