It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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