you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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