no. you can't hotbox the world.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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