Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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