His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
