Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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