i think i have herpe
just one?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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