Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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