I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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