Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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