Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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