I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Help. Why am I so naked?
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