So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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