is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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