Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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