Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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