Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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