Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She's the barista slut.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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